Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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