Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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