I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm really busy with my period
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