But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
