Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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