I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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