Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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