3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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