I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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