I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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