Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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