Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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