are you still at the devil's house?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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