BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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