i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We are two peas in an std pod
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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