I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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