He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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