So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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