Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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