whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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