Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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