Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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