Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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