About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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