How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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