Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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