when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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