if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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