What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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