Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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