Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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