But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I want a musical about memes.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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