look no pants
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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