suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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