What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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