Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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