so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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