I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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