And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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