At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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