I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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