Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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