Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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