So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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