i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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