then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
