He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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