I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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