Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you will always have a special place in my vag
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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