homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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