So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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