It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
