so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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