yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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