I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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