i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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