i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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